Beirut Dairies - 'But You Must Eat'
After Byblos, Michele invited us to her home in Jounieh. Her
flat was bustling with people when we arrived. We squeezed through two
body-hugging rooms to finally settle in the third.
We met Michele’s immediate and extended family – sisters,
cousins, parents, uncles, aunts – the works. This was yet another reminder of
life in Pakistan; large well-knit families and people stacked on top of each
other. The cohesion was apparent but the people had gathered for no apparent
reason.
A little while later Michele’s mother walked into our and
greeted a random assortment of nationalities – Spaniards, Americans,
Pakistanis, Lebanese, Arabs – as though we had been dropping over at her place
since we were in our diapers.
Michele’s mother brought us cake and espresso shots. The
shot glasses were resting in holes carved out from a fat plank of solid wood –
it was a minimalist utensil, especially designed for shot glasses. I wanted it
but didn’t get a chance to ask Michele where to get one from.
Michele’s mother tip-toed over limbs stretched across the
room. She carried two trays, one in each hand, and reached me at the end.
I said ‘thanks, I’m really stuffed,’ with one hand on the
growing bulge under my chest.
She said, ‘No, but you must eat,’ and insisted until I
helped myself. All this was extraordinarily familiar.
Just for a glimpse, Aunt
Susan embodied Aunty Sukaina, the unspoken Ambassador of shameless obesity who
had no qualms feeding grown up adults with her own hands, regardless of the
grey hair they had on their head.
The mental detour to Lahore and the sight of Aunty Sukaina
brought new folds to my forehead and my eyebrows shriveled. We desperately
needed a change of taste.
The shot, unexpected, was incredibly sweet. Although it had
far reaching effects, it was utterly concise. I like to think of it as a taste
bud thunderbolt that rescued us from the clutches of Aunty Sukaina. Soon
enough, Murad and I felt like we were in the heart of Jounieh again.
Once we were all coffee, food and caked up, Michele and her
sister sang and played their acoustic guitars until the dark blue sky turned
black. In about an hour the sprawling entourage had sung enough and invariably
all felt the need for inebriation.
Just like sardines, we shifted from one can to another. We
all split into four cars and headed west to a pub called ‘Angry Monkey’ in
Gemmayzeh, Beirut.
Murad and I got half an hour to reflect. We realized that
the further we went out of Beirut, the warmer the people got and inversely,
tourist density dwindled. Jounieh, for instance, was only twenty-one kilometers
North East of Beirut but a unique environment in every right.
Beyond the overwhelming warmth of its people, Jounieh was
popular for its ‘Super Night Clubs’ – most frequented by the moneyed Arabs
(also called Khaleeji) in the South East. Super Night Clubs were different from
ordinary Night Clubs. At the former you could pick up girls; pay for sex.
En route to Beirut, while Murad and I were airborne (after a
ridiculously long stop over in Doha) we befriended a middle-aged chap on the
flight who had family in Jounieh. He was heading back to be with his wife and
kids over the winter break. He told us how the Lebanese expat community was
five times the size of Lebanon’s current population. He also mentioned how he
only preferred to visit Super Night Clubs in Jounieh.
‘Beirut is for rich people and tourists – Lebanese folk seek
entertainment in Jounieh – you guys should come too – great girls, great time.’
A little later in his spiel he went into finer points.
‘Sri Lankans and Ethiopians are cheapest. Russians and East
Europeans are most expensive. Ranges from 100 to 1000 US dollars a night.’
He talked about women just like he talked about the
furniture he sold to thousands in Qatar. He only worked abroad because Qatar
paid better than war ravaged Lebanon.
It was night and we were exhausted. From the oval airplane
window it seemed like the landing strip was actually downhill. I thought to
myself, what a precarious maneuver amidst life threatening hills. I tried not
to show it but I was unnerved. Murad, on the other hand, was busy gathering
tips from the furniture manufacturer. He told me I was delusional.
When our plane began to descend, Murad exchanged numbers
with the furniture manufacturer. He said he would show us a good time. Somehow,
Murad and I never got around to seeing the good time.
Instead, we were happy that Michele adopted us. We towed her
line, chucked our own plans aside and shuttled around Lebanon on her agenda. We
discovered new people on the fly.
But just as all good things come to an end, our fascination
with Michele and the many curls on her head had to end. Michele’s twist of
tongue and her melody was enchanting. After a long night of song and dance at
Angry Monkey we didn’t see her again.
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